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Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43985) - you deserved it (10320)

On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML

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On 01/26/2013 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by movingout - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was driving and noticed a police car parked in a spot reserved for the handicapped. I stopped my car and got out to take a picture. The cop gave me a ticket for parking in the road. FML

Today, my mom wished me "Happy Conception Day." FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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