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Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML

#20768896
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53817) - you deserved it (5627)

On 07/07/2013 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by roseland (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

#20413213
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35986) - you deserved it (4166)

On 12/22/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by divingconfidence (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was having a really vivid dream in which I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup for the USA. I took the kick, but in reality, I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes. I also missed the kick in my dream. FML

#19959612
121 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 4:05pm - health - by owwwww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
184 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

#12803986
114 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 11:37am - intimacy - by bkay26 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML

#7035210
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24805) - you deserved it (6147)

On 12/30/2009 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML

#3030449
114 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm - kids - by squeezable (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time. Bailing us out of jail. FML

#108333
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14035) - you deserved it (54890)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by DB (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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