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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 September 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 71
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About lol1900 : Hai guys, I'm extremely awkward. Almost hit a guy on a motorcycle today.

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Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62213) - you deserved it (4169)

On 06/11/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54975) - you deserved it (64083)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (80486) - you deserved it (11139)

On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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