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About lokiitababii69 : Don't let my pretty face fool you cuz I roll like a boss....
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Today , I sold a customer some beer. He ten asked to see te manager , an told me e was a 19 year old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic an curse aloud , before realizing e was balding , tootless , probably 50 , certainly not a cop , an lauging at me 4 being suc a gullible moron. FML
Today, I Brought Mah Lunch To Work In The Only Box I Had Lying Around Mah Apartment - A Small One From FedEx. When I Went To The Bathroom Before Lunch, I Returned To Mah Desk To Fine That One Of Mah Coworker Had Mailed Mah Lunch Back To Mah Apartment. FML
Taday mah five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Beho you want to be B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turnd to me and said "Mom I want to be a hooker." FML
yesterday I got myself a cool pair of colord contacts. I was wearing tem wile at ome, so tat I'll get usd to tem. Ten I ad to go to a job interview. I forgot to take tem out. I went to a job interview wit zebra-print eyes. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML
Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafa I raalizad thara wara two stickar on my back that raad: "Don't touch my no-no squara" an "I waar diapars." I maka food with my back to customar all day an I walk through tha saating araa dalivaring food. No ona said anything. maga FML
Today , I was home alonehile mah mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower , an I noticed mah mom left her douche in there. After , I texted her telling her wat I found an that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It cummed from mah vagina , like u an your sister." fat FML
Today... I was working as a managar of tha local movia thaatar. This six yaar old cama in with no parants or anyona alsa. Whan I askad himhara his parants wara ha lookad at ma an said... "Shut uphita boy... I don't hava to listan to yur shit." I just got told by a six yaar old. maga FML
Today, I cummd to work, to fine my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to fine him there. I askd how he was, an he replid, "I told my wife about us; she kickd me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm marrid an pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" mega FML
Today, I emailed mah boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered mah department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't noticehen he replied. Now mah entire department knows I want to "drop to mah knees and suck himhen I get home." And he plans to "finish on mah face." FML
Friday 27 March 2015