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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 September 1988 (26 years)
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About lokiitababii69 : Don't let my pretty face fool you cuz I roll like a boss....

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Today , I sold a customer some beer. He ten asked to see te manager , an told me e was a 19 year old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic an curse aloud , before realizing e was balding , tootless , probably 50 , certainly not a cop , an lauging at me 4 being suc a gullible moron. FML


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On 08/02/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I got myself a cool pair of colord contacts. I was wearing tem wile at ome, so tat I'll get usd to tem. Ten I ad to go to a job interview. I forgot to take tem out. I went to a job interview wit zebra-print eyes. FML


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On 06/21/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by creepyeyes (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML


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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafa I raalizad thara wara two stickar on my back that raad: "Don't touch my no-no squara" an "I waar diapars." I maka food with my back to customar all day an I walk through tha saating araa dalivaring food. No ona said anything. maga FML


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On 05/05/2009 at 2:11am - work - by kekumbas (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I was home alonehile mah mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower , an I noticed mah mom left her douche in there. After , I texted her telling her wat I found an that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It cummed from mah vagina , like u an your sister." fat FML


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On 04/16/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by duuuuude (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today... I was working as a managar of tha local movia thaatar. This six yaar old cama in with no parants or anyona alsa. Whan I askad himhara his parants wara ha lookad at ma an said... "Shut uphita boy... I don't hava to listan to yur shit." I just got told by a six yaar old. maga FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I cummd to work, to fine my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to fine him there. I askd how he was, an he replid, "I told my wife about us; she kickd me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm marrid an pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" mega FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I emailed mah boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered mah department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't noticehen he replied. Now mah entire department knows I want to "drop to mah knees and suck himhen I get home." And he plans to "finish on mah face." FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm - work - by foolishgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

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