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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45357) - you deserved it (4596)

On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML

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On 10/23/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Flevoland)



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