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loki09
  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 July 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1197
  • Number of comments : 53
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Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43799) - you deserved it (3375)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15050) - you deserved it (27618)

On 11/12/2008 at 12:25am - work - by Lio - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version



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