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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 285
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About logiee_bearr : Hi! :)
The names Hayley.
Favorite things? yeah I have some:
-fresh pineapple or mango I'm not too picky
-going to the zoo
-ULTIMATE friz! Playing not watching
-baseball is my favorite sport to watch, I played for 8 years :)
-my boyfrienddd

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Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML


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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today mah girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably the father. mega FML


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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with mah boyfriend. Now fir the next four months he's going to remember our last looool time as the onehere I fartd and couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... mah doctor putted me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in mah pants today. FML


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On 02/12/2010 at 12:11am - health - by NotSoSick (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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