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About logiee_bearr : Hi! :)
The names Hayley.
Favorite things? yeah I have some:
-fresh pineapple or mango I'm not too picky
-going to the zoo
-ULTIMATE friz! Playing not watching
-baseball is my favorite sport to watch, I played for 8 years :)
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015