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loganholt19
  • Town/Country : chickamauga, united states of america
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 162
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About loganholt19 : pretty much only read FML bc im stuck at work all the time bored.. ha

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Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38795) - you deserved it (8141)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18625) - you deserved it (86483)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31319) - you deserved it (4758)

On 03/08/2011 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head and said, "Honey, don't get a tattoo. You'll look like a whore." I already have five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12339) - you deserved it (29596)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by tatfreak (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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