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About loganholt19 : pretty much only read FML bc im stuck at work all the time bored.. ha
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
Friday 5 February 2016