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loganberrybat's favorite FMLs

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

#21491133
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21403) - you deserved it (2126)

On 11/11/2015 at 6:03am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

#21471997
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11402) - you deserved it (26093)

On 09/23/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by stardustveins (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found my dog drinking out of the toilet. My daughter was next to him, also drinking from the toilet. FML

#21464273
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24091) - you deserved it (2670)

On 09/03/2015 at 9:06pm - kids - by whoevenncares - United States

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

#21461710
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18701) - you deserved it (3612)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

#21459109
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19873) - you deserved it (7623)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:55pm - misc - by FishFlingingMonkey (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it is hazardous for the general public, I told her to leave. Later, the police arrived and gave me hell. Apparently, I was reported for being "snippy". FML

#21455499
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25200) - you deserved it (1649)

On 08/13/2015 at 5:58am - work - by SteamLass765 (woman) -

Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML

#21454739
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23488) - you deserved it (5196)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:29am - love - by Frozen Food Fan - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML

#21453572
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27311) - you deserved it (1877)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:23pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML

Today, I discovered that I am just tall enough and my hair is just long enough, to get caught in the ceiling fan if I flip it over to dry it. FML

#21452688
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23023) - you deserved it (2622)

On 08/06/2015 at 11:18am - misc - by Lilo4life - United States (California)

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

#21450341
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25316) - you deserved it (6148)

On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

#21448563
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27875) - you deserved it (3541)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

#21443301
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26920) - you deserved it (2636)

On 07/18/2015 at 12:08am - misc - by River (woman) -

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML

#21442690
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33759) - you deserved it (4770)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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