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by Nelson / 05/09/2011 at 11:05am / Sweden / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2011 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by moweezy9 / 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by phillyfan4life / 02/21/2011 at 2:50pm / United States (Delaware) / Animals
Today, I started my community service at the dog pound. I like animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it. As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill. That was my job for the day. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2011 at 10:15am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
by sad_gay / 04/16/2009 at 4:40am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
by sadguy / 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by notsohappy / 02/18/2009 at 4:14pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML
by KS / 02/17/2009 at 3:52pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
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