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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2626
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lmfaowww : I'm a man with a plan, also a steady set of knockers. (´・ω・`)

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 10:45am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 1:18am<b>rafa015</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 4:06pm<b>freezingmylife</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 12:18pm<b>abattior</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 4:17pm<b>pandaofdoom</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 3:35pm<b>Shaifhirboosh</b> - the 03/18/2014 at 12:44pm<b>meeju</b> - the 01/04/2013 at 4:24am<b>pistolpete85</b> - the 12/31/2012 at 1:10am<b>TechFire</b> - the 02/21/2012 at 12:44am<b>XeloX</b> - the 11/13/2011 at 2:10am<b>urcadox</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 4:36am<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 1:20am<b>lxclark</b> - the 04/02/2010 at 6:16am<b>drainyou123</b> - the 11/10/2009 at 10:27pm<b>Williii</b> - the 10/27/2009 at 9:46am<b>moonlight_daze</b> - the 10/12/2009 at 7:17am<b>FarSide</b> - the 10/08/2009 at 9:33pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 4:45pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 10:06pm

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lmfaowww's favorite FMLs

Today, I had been working at the checkout for over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink, he smiled and winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML

by Pop_Pies / 09/03/2009 at 9:27am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

by litterbox_girl / 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demanded a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shouts "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shouts "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. FML

by Girl / 08/18/2009 at 8:23pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML

by heresmybellybotton / 07/17/2009 at 8:12pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, I went to my friend's house for the first time. As I was pulling up, I called him and asked him if I could use his bathroom. He told me to just go in the back and use it, so i did. As i'm sitting on the toilet, someone knocks on the door and asks me who I am. It wasn't my friend's house. FML

by whitewater_al / 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I'm studying abroad in Russia, and I lost my keys to my dorm room. In the office I asked for a spare and she spoke really fast so I couldn't hear her. Assuming I don't speak Russian, she gets on the phone and calls maintenance saying, "There is this ugly girl about to cry... come fix it." FML

by icanunderstand / 07/10/2009 at 8:50am / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

by JAY22 / 03/26/2009 at 7:41am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

by Girl123999 / 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Intimacy