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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 625
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About lloyd1992 : Play basketball and softball....A BIG PARTIER! (or however you spell it)
Aim-Lbasketball17
Msn-Lbasketball17@html
Email-Lbasketball17@aol.com
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Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18664) - you deserved it (51817)

On 07/01/2009 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by kelscait (woman) - United States

Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57801) - you deserved it (22444)

On 06/28/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by resipsahipsta (woman) - United States (Texas)



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