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  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 May 1990 (24 years)
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Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

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Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61409) - you deserved it (3024)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

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188 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML

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78 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 9:06am - love - by PJ (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

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71 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)

Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by Lil_bit - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I am that loser. FML

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92 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 9:38pm - love - by birthday bash - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put cucumber slices on my eyes to help me relax. I found this very calming till I woke up to ants trying to eat my eyes out. FML

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On 01/03/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by jumpy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up on the coldest morning of the year to discover that the gas fireplace has run out of propane, and there is no water because the pipes are frozen. While trying to locate the frozen pipe, I forgot to let the dog out, and she peed on the carpet. FML

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On 01/03/2010 at 11:04am - animals - by BW (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

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On 12/19/2009 at 5:18am - love - by Madagascar (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked into Old Navy to buy myself a pair of jingle jammies. Save yourself the embarrassment: don't shake the jammies in the middle of the store to hear the jingling, because these jammies do not jingle. You'll just look like an idiot. FML

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On 12/17/2009 at 12:07am - misc - by sarabalism (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML

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On 12/12/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

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132 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finished eating my jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML

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194 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 7:19pm - animals - by 909 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

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374 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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