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llamasandalpacas
  • Town/Country : wonderland, my dreams
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 36
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About llamasandalpacas : Nice ta see ya. Bumblebee tuna.
Lover of old movie,cartoons, superheros and listening to dubstep
Urm im kinda random and weird! Also crazy..
Well i dont feel like typing soo.. Uhh.. Just message me...toodles.. Emmi out

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Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

#20703566
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55914) - you deserved it (5417)

On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39148) - you deserved it (3425)

On 04/07/2013 at 12:26am - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

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142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18030) - you deserved it (1899)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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