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llamasandalpacas

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 230
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About llamasandalpacas : Nice ta see ya. Bumblebee tuna.
Lover of old movie,cartoons, superheros and listening to dubstep
Urm im kinda random and weird! Also crazy..
Well i dont feel like typing soo.. Uhh.. Just message me...toodles.. Emmi out

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Visits<b>Faith13</b> - the 05/16/2013 at 2:54am<b>9lashes</b> - the 04/18/2013 at 4:30pm

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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llamasandalpacas's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

by future burger flipper / 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money

Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML

by unknown / 04/07/2013 at 12:26am / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

by -___- / 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Kids

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

by mandy / 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Love