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Today, at my Grandfather's funeral, my Grandmother decided it would be a good time to tell the story of the time she went to a strip club. FML

Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML


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On 10/31/2015 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML


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On 07/18/2015 at 11:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML


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On 05/17/2015 at 1:47pm - love - by hobo - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML


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On 04/21/2015 at 3:55am - health - by Not dying. (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML


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On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML


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On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML


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On 02/23/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by MDoremis - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my science teacher decided not to recommend me for an honors science class for next year. The reason? Last week, I made the mistake of asking whether spray tans give vitamins in the same way as the sun. FML


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On 02/03/2015 at 10:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babe when I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understands why that was so offensive. FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 11:04pm - intimacy - by The Soul Of A Damned Queef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML


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On 01/29/2015 at 9:50pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML


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On 01/24/2015 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML


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On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all 3 campuses of the state college. FML


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On 01/22/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by 1415926 - United States

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