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Today, I held the door open for an old lady, before realizing she was a teacher taking 20-plus kids to lunch at local burger joint, all of whom got in front of me in the line to order. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27947) - you deserved it (3856)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I am 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long 12 hour drive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29680) - you deserved it (2583)

On 11/19/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by honeybunny - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39729) - you deserved it (3413)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (2723)

On 11/03/2014 at 4:16pm - work - by I don't want to be here anymore - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had sex for the first time with my first boyfriend. We broke up 6 years ago. FML

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