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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 October 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 80800
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (790443) - you deserved it (83199)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86830) - you deserved it (18160)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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