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Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
72 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
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On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

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