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Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

#18617290
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6938) - you deserved it (32117)

On 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
223 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

#18579452
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7636) - you deserved it (29392)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

#18551023
143 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

#18534964
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28480) - you deserved it (5529) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

#18180881
160 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Janice - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML

#18038631
115 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 1:19pm - health - by DMStarsky - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that the redneck, hick, abusive family that my co-workers always joke about is my family. FML

#17958563
55 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 7:52am - work - by anon - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255
202 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
423 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML

#17652939
91 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

#17388195
124 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
363 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States



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