This member hasn't filled in the description.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6220) - you deserved it (25162)
On 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24593) - you deserved it (6910)
On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa
Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6393) - you deserved it (21267)
On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26425) - you deserved it (4812)
On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25489) - you deserved it (4488) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
I agree, your life sucks (10942) - you deserved it (27567)
On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23543) - you deserved it (6408)
On 11/07/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Janice - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20119) - you deserved it (3084)
On 10/21/2011 at 1:19pm - health - by DMStarsky - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized that the redneck, hick, abusive family that my co-workers always joke about is my family. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19060) - you deserved it (2425)
On 10/11/2011 at 7:52am - work - by anon - United States
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42552) - you deserved it (4472)
On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
I agree, your life sucks (47876) - you deserved it (4812)
On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25061) - you deserved it (3000)
On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML
I agree, your life sucks (20213) - you deserved it (1793)
On 09/03/2011 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML
I agree, your life sucks (17265) - you deserved it (4038)
On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)
Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML
I agree, your life sucks (53061) - you deserved it (5468)
On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
