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by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 3:40am / United States (New York) / Health
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
by sorrygrandma / 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
by Shelly P. / 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
by Whyme / 01/09/2012 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by anonymous / 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 12/27/2011 at 12:13pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/27/2011 at 10:53am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Yo mom / 12/27/2011 at 2:12am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Jessica / 12/26/2011 at 11:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…