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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 March 1995 (20 years)
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Today, after ten years, our sewing machine broke. My mom tried to return it back to the store she bought it from. FML


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On 04/17/2014 at 7:24pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML


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