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ljfitman
  • Town/Country : SD, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 57
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5547) - you deserved it (22598)

On 07/01/2012 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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