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ljcarranza
  • Town/Country : San Francisco, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 January 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 446
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30260) - you deserved it (4097)

On 12/27/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by maddie - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

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248 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

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126 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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154 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
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On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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36 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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