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by hopeless / 07/06/2012 at 1:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by maddie / 12/27/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/26/2011 at 12:54am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
by princesspea / 02/07/2009 at 11:41am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by ruffrider / 02/05/2009 at 9:09am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…