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Today my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

#18200183
301 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 7:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered my sister as a looool crystal met problem wen se set fire to our ouse . mega FML

#18198070
121 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got yelld at by ma boss for bieng insensitive to a customer. I'd told er I never eard of te requestd item even existing. Se walkd off souting, screaming and trowing stuff from te self. Se wantd to order a bird feeder wit eatd perces so te bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
95 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today , I took a major test , worth half mah grade , realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

#18192880
204 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was yelld at by a customer because I couldn't tell er were te vitamins were in te parmacy. Te manager cummd and yelld at me fir being lazy and incompetent. I work in te store across te street from te parmacy. FML

#18190059
92 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 12:45am - work - by jodafish - Canada (Quebec)

today I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck fir a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
119 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I learnd how much it hurts to puttd a mint up your nose. FML

#18187794
122 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by farhia97 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today , I want to a concart with a friand of mina. Whan his dad cama to pick him up , I walkad towards tha car , axpacting a rida. His dad told ma ha didn't hava tima to driva ma homa. I'm his naighbour. FML

#17092885
188 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 10:48am - misc - by Evan Chong - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classiec putted me $200,000 in debt, and 7 mont of job searcing, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces fir wormsile making minimum wage. FML

#17036883
170 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 1:59am - work - by dsbass09 - United States (Florida)

Today, My Boyfriend Refusd To Take Me Out On Our Tree Year Anniversary Because E Was Busy, "training To Become A Professional Gamer." FML

#16441244
193 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

a spidar dangld an inch away from mah faca whila I was driving. I fraakd out and accidantally bumpd tha car in front of ma. Thraa cops arrivd on tha scana and I had to axplain to tham wat happand. I can still haar tham laughing. FML

#15221957
85 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I ad to coose between living wit ma over protective dad wo only uses me fir free cildcare , or ma pot smoking mom wo always needs to borrow money. FML

#14362335
198 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

today mah boss fird me cuz ( I didn't get the right kind of coffee beans. ) FML

#8837670
104 comments

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On 03/05/2010 at 12:23am - work - by koletatlow19 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today , I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom , I started singing , "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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199 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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