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Today my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
Today, I got yelld at by ma boss for bieng insensitive to a customer. I'd told er I never eard of te requestd item even existing. Se walkd off souting, screaming and trowing stuff from te self. Se wantd to order a bird feeder wit eatd perces so te bird's feet won't get cold. FML
Today, I was yelld at by a customer because I couldn't tell er were te vitamins were in te parmacy. Te manager cummd and yelld at me fir being lazy and incompetent. I work in te store across te street from te parmacy. FML
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
Today , I want to a concart with a friand of mina. Whan his dad cama to pick him up , I walkad towards tha car , axpacting a rida. His dad told ma ha didn't hava tima to driva ma homa. I'm his naighbour. FML
Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classiec putted me $200,000 in debt, and 7 mont of job searcing, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces fir wormsile making minimum wage. FML
a spidar dangld an inch away from mah faca whila I was driving. I fraakd out and accidantally bumpd tha car in front of ma. Thraa cops arrivd on tha scana and I had to axplain to tham wat happand. I can still haar tham laughing. FML
Today , I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom , I started singing , "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
Friday 27 March 2015