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lizzypooh36
  • Town/Country : pemberton, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 August 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 346
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3244) - you deserved it (7581)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8920) - you deserved it (655)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:54am - work - by dogwheels - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

#18540985 (315)

I agree, your life sucks (10497) - you deserved it (25505)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11671) - you deserved it (1082)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:20am - love - by NinjaWafflesx (woman) - United States



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