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About lizzy_r_b_94 : Apprentice chef from Australia. :) I love sport and motorbikes and lots of movies!
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Today, As A Recruiter, I Had An Interview With A Promising Candidate 4 An Open Position At My Company . The Interview Was Going Well Until The Candidate Interruptd Me Halfway Through To Take A Selfie . FML
Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement an turnd on the TV to the local news. The station goes to thier sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passd, I lookd outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML
Today , while I was making dinner , mah husband argud that our new dog has intelligence issues , and we should give him away. I angrily defendd the poor thing , and had almost won , until the dog walkd over and lickd the inside of the hot oven door. FML
Today, I'm in Venice for a romantic weekend. While I was gushing about the gondolas, canals and the city of love in general, the only thing my boyfriend could say was, "Wow! How cool is it to be on the set of the Tomb Raider movie?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015