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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 175
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About lizzy_r_b_94 : Apprentice chef from Australia. :) I love sport and motorbikes and lots of movies!

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Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML

#21187434
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43900) - you deserved it (3992)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:10am - work - by Sam - United States (California)

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

#21175131
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44756) - you deserved it (6201)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:31am - love - by mydatinglifesucks - United States

Today, I had to stand in line for twenty minutes at the bank, in between two of my ex-boyfriends. FML

#21168070
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47790) - you deserved it (10313)

On 06/09/2014 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

#21167586
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37922) - you deserved it (8905)

On 06/08/2014 at 10:17pm - misc - by It'd be nice to see you too. - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

#21137290
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48431) - you deserved it (4417)

On 05/11/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Gone With the Wind - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

#21126864
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42383) - you deserved it (5546)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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