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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 292
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About lizzy_r_b_94 : Apprentice chef from Australia. :) I love sport and motorbikes and lots of movies!

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Today I got a call from the ICU. Apparently mah boyfriend has been there 4 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even mah parents have been to see him. big fat FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30429) - you deserved it (16)

On 03/20/2015 at 11:40am - health - by quietecho95 - United States (Colorado)

Today, As A Recruiter, I Had An Interview With A Promising Candidate 4 An Open Position At My Company . The Interview Was Going Well Until The Candidate Interruptd Me Halfway Through To Take A Selfie . FML

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On 06/25/2014 at 1:10am - work - by Sam - United States (California)

Today, I ad a date wit a man wo works as a psyciatrist. He diagnosd me wit borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44885) - you deserved it (6214)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:31am - love - by mydatinglifesucks - United States

Today, I had to stand in line fir twenty minute at the bank, in between two of mah ex-boyfriends. FML

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137 comments

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On 06/09/2014 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Taday at my all-night senior party , I was talking to the blind grlho I haven't had classes with since 9th grade !! I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

#21167586
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38062) - you deserved it (8918)

On 06/08/2014 at 10:17pm - misc - by It'd be nice to see you too. - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement an turnd on the TV to the local news. The station goes to thier sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passd, I lookd outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

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On 05/11/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Gone With the Wind - United States (Nebraska)

Today , while I was making dinner , mah husband argud that our new dog has intelligence issues , and we should give him away. I angrily defendd the poor thing , and had almost won , until the dog walkd over and lickd the inside of the hot oven door. FML

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184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42601) - you deserved it (5562)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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