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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 354
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About lizzy_r_b_94 : Apprentice chef from Australia. :) I love sport and motorbikes and lots of movies!

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Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML

#21424396
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28497) - you deserved it (1739)

On 06/11/2015 at 9:44am - work - by McFuckYouTooCunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked my boss for a couple of days off to recover from a nasty ear infection which has left me hard of hearing. However, he didn't understand why that would affect my job and refused. I work in a telephone call centre. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27198) - you deserved it (1631)

On 06/10/2015 at 9:26am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28352) - you deserved it (1768)

On 06/10/2015 at 8:00am - misc - by Spa Catholic - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

#21423389
105 comments

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On 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm - animals - by dBLIZZARD - United States

Today, I got a call from the ICU. Apparently, my boyfriend has been there for 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even my parents have been to see him. FML

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125 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 11:40am - health - by quietecho95 - United States (Colorado)

Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML

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96 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 1:10am - work - by Sam - United States (California)

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

#21175131
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44938) - you deserved it (6218)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:31am - love - by mydatinglifesucks - United States

Today, I had to stand in line for twenty minutes at the bank, in between two of my ex-boyfriends. FML

#21168070
138 comments

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On 06/09/2014 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

#21167586
104 comments

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On 06/08/2014 at 10:17pm - misc - by It'd be nice to see you too. - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

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121 comments

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On 05/11/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Gone With the Wind - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

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184 comments

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On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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