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Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36738) - you deserved it (12330)

On 04/28/2011 at 2:22am - love - by ummno (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10733) - you deserved it (40005)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63290) - you deserved it (2994)

On 07/27/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (668378) - you deserved it (449407)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23768) - you deserved it (2595)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)



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