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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 December 1991 (22 years)
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Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41491) - you deserved it (4505)

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