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About lizard365 : hey I'm Elizabeth I'm 15 I love animals , drawing , writing and yeah I come here when I need a laugh xD I listen to a lot of music I love to fish I'm awkward....I like pizza but I'm pretty cool also my photo will not upload blah-_- my kik is devilish555 if you want to know more click that envelope and send me a message xD
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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML
Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML
Today, I was on my way to my first job interview in months. I wasn't even halfway to the place when a bunch of cockbites in a car drove past and hurled a bucket of paint out the window, drenching me and several other people on the street. FML
Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML
Friday 31 July 2015