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lizard365

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 April 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 188
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About lizard365 : hey I'm Elizabeth I'm 15 I love animals , drawing , writing and yeah I come here when I need a laugh xD I listen to a lot of music I love to fish I'm awkward....I like pizza but I'm pretty cool also my photo will not upload blah-_- my kik is devilish555 if you want to know more click that envelope and send me a message xD

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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lizard365's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML

#21144192
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41335) - you deserved it (5077)

On 05/18/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by motherfuck666 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML

#21143801
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49657) - you deserved it (3885)

On 05/18/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by lemongrab (woman) - Canada

Today, I was on my way to my first job interview in months. I wasn't even halfway to the place when a bunch of cockbites in a car drove past and hurled a bucket of paint out the window, drenching me and several other people on the street. FML

#21143094
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46407) - you deserved it (3547)

On 05/17/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by spasti-cunt (woman) - Ireland

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

#21143037
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47133) - you deserved it (5240)

On 05/17/2014 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

#21142903
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39105) - you deserved it (6446)

On 05/17/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by her mom raised her (man) - Mexico

Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4am. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML

#21142655
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43567) - you deserved it (4368)

On 05/17/2014 at 6:11am - misc - by frustrated - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML

#21142253
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39322) - you deserved it (13495)

On 05/16/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by pissed off (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML

#21139663
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38371) - you deserved it (8095)

On 05/14/2014 at 1:45pm - work - by workfordayzz - United States

Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML

#21138864
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51166) - you deserved it (6936)

On 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by taintedlover (man) - United States (Washington)



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