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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1987 (28 years)
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Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops, an old man leaned over and said, "You smell quite delicious today". I haven't showered and the only "perfume" I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML


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