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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 671
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today... after days of bieng too sick to leave mah house... I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops... an old man leaned over and said... ( You smell quite delicious today ). I haven't showered and the only ( perfume ) I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27306) - you deserved it (2540)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:52pm - health - by minty - United States



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