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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 736
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops, an old man leaned over and said, "You smell quite delicious today". I haven't showered and the only "perfume" I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29114) - you deserved it (2845)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:52pm - health - by minty - United States



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