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liz1908

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 20110
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Visits<b>lungjiao</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 10:28am<b>DShell</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 7:57pm<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 1:35pm<b>jdam123</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 3:29am<b>Victam</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 9:50am<b>arich6210</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 10:54pm<b>odinhasaboner</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 8:28pm<b>joco4</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 1:52pm<b>Skarlun</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 8:28pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 9:04pm<b>gqlmno</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 8:53am<b>_kristaaxo</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 12:17am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 11:08pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 2:35am<b>jsb1426</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 10:37am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 10:20am<b>CollinFuchs</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 7:36pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 11:17pm

Fucked!<b>Skarlun</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 2:28am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 4:21pm

liz1908's FML badges

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liz1908's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I had fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

by Anonymous / 12/29/2009 at 12:11am / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

by Nemesis2747 / 12/24/2009 at 1:09am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML

by manutdlol / 12/13/2009 at 1:15am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Miscellaneous

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

by harry / 12/04/2009 at 12:55am / Hong Kong / Health

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

by harry / 12/04/2009 at 12:55am / Hong Kong / Health

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

by IlikeGreenPlants / 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

by Anonymous / 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

by dawg3360 / 06/07/2009 at 2:02am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love