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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 19819
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I had fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

#7004520
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19211) - you deserved it (10308)

On 12/29/2009 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

#6914931
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33350) - you deserved it (2771)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML

#6732591
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30926) - you deserved it (5433)

On 12/13/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by manutdlol - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

#6594462
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36865) - you deserved it (4617)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

#6594462
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36865) - you deserved it (4617)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

#6453438
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9454) - you deserved it (48641)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

#6040097
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10815) - you deserved it (79569)

On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45256) - you deserved it (122140)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)



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