About livingdeadgurl : Name's Amber.
Hairs always changing.
I have a mouth on me, loaded at all times.
Love zombies and punk music.
Hate liers cheaters, and fakes.
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Today, I travelled across an ocean to visit the guy I'm dating. He lied to me about his apartment; he lives in a dorm with a twin-sized bed and a bathroom he shares with 8 guys. Just now, after taking 3 trains from the airport to his "apt", he asked me to edit his essay while he goes to class. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 9:38pm - love - by gullible (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
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On 09/21/2009 at 5:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML
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On 09/16/2009 at 9:24am - animals - by nipped (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, 'liking' the break up. FML
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On 09/15/2009 at 8:10am - love - by ohIlike (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting these random explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
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On 09/13/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Casden (man) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and put it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it. When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount. FML
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On 09/11/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by sucksforme (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I filled out an application at WalMart after being unable to find a job in three months. I just graduated from law school. With honors. FML
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On 09/11/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by Thistle (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
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On 09/11/2009 at 2:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
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On 09/03/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 6:05pm - kids - by beya (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was feeling sick and I farted so loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML
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On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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On 08/22/2009 at 5:07am - health - by Buggga (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 8:52pm - love - by pleaseno (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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