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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 January 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 17
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Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49890) - you deserved it (9126)

On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend talked me into tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever. I have never tanned before and didn't know you are supposed to ease into it. I tanned for 15 minutes in the "super bed" and have lobstered. My ass and nuts got the worst of it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13193) - you deserved it (39191)

On 06/21/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by Crispy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81455) - you deserved it (222563)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

#1564480
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On 05/02/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by screamo (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

#1564480
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On 05/02/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by screamo (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

#869023
191 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Hungry - United States (Virginia)



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