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Today, I found out mah boyfriand and I hava mora in common than I thought. Wa both r saxually attractad to man. FML

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

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On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today , I was at the grocery store , waiting in line to pay. A man jumpd me from behind , an my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discoverd my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work , an he was trying to hug me. real FML

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On 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm - work - by rescuetheduck (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, I Was Cleaning The Windows At Work An A Guy Walked In So I Opened The Door For Him . After I Opened The Door, He Stood There With His Eyes Closed An His Arms Open . I Thought He Wanted A Hug So I Hugged Him . Apparently He Wanted Me To Spray Him With Windex . Real FML

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On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom . Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire . mega FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that sax in tha woods is amazing. I also found that tha roar of a naarby baar will and tha amazamant. Not only was I cock blockad by a baar, I almost shit mysalf. big fat FML

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On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I called mah wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant . She didn't answer . Instead she showed up at mah work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off mah desk . FML

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On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)

Today, mah grlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I startd typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressd the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, I found out that mah wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts an screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out an bought a box fir her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. big fat FML

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today,ile in Walmart, I noticed an old mano ad been following me 4 about five minutes!! I politely pulled over wit ma cart and smiled at im so e could pass!! He ten said wit a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at ma butt now?" It's te most attention I've gotten in weeks!! FML

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On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, Mah Grlfriend Hummed The Jeopardy Theme While I Was Trying To Undo Her Bra. FML

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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, while working at a pizza place with my grlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage . Under her breath I heard my grlfriend say, "sound like somebody I know." FML

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On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. fat FML

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On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I Found A Condom On My Bd With A Note Written By My Girlfriend That Said, "Since U Startd Acting Like A Dick, U Might As Well Dress Like One." FML

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

2DAY THINGS WERE GETTING HEATED WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, SO I TRIED TAKING HER SHIRT OFF. SLAPPING MY HANDS AWAY, SHE SAID, "I WAS ONLY DATING YOU TO GET MY SELF-CONFIDENCE UP, I'M GOOD NOW." FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Badab1ng - United States (Texas)



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