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  • Number of visits : 294
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About livforever : hey, hey, love bugs.
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Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42315) - you deserved it (15825)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML


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On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

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