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About livelaughlovinit : I'm on here way too much... I'm such a weirdo. :)

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Today... my broter deleted all trace of te novel I've been working on for tree years from my laptop. Te reason? Wen I was born I "stole all of Mum and Dad's attention." He's 24. FML

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On 08/05/2009 at 4:30pm - misc - by frustrated - Ireland (Dublin)

Today... I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumpd up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remote had dead batteries. FML

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On 08/05/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by some_girl_19 (woman) - United States (Maine)

yesterday I was leaving the mall. I Instinctively hit the unlock button on my car keys from across the parking lot. Little did I know I was making it a whole lot easier fir the guy breaking into my car. FML

#4297641
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On 08/05/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was brthday. The only call I receivd was from stalker, who sang happy brthday with a japanese accent an askd if he could be "special present". FML

#4293059
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On 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by andi0804 (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I QUIT MY JOB AFTER TWO YEARS. NOW I HAVE MY CRAZY BOSS SITTING OUT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE, TELLING ME SHE WANTS TO WORK THINGS OUT. SHE HAS BEEN THERE ALL DAY. FML

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On 08/03/2009 at 1:16pm - work - by Azcrazy (man) - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT THE GRL I TUTORED IN HIGH SCHOOL IN BASIC ENGLISH JUST RECIEVED HER PHD IN BIOPHYSICS. I AM NOW THE MANAGER OF A MCDONALD'S. I WAS ALSO THE VALEDICTORIAN OF OUR GRADUATING CLASS. FML

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On 08/03/2009 at 11:08am - work - by MickeyDManager (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day I finishd my intarnship working in a govarnmant lab. I got paid $4000 4 tha summar. I was talking to my cousin , who said that whan ha workd as a carnia last summar ha mada $8000. I gat paid half as much 4 doing rasaarch as a carnia doas 4 sarving paopla sno-conas. big fat FML

#4241415
122 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 10:40pm - money - by arghhh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, as my son carrid the cage with live food 4 his pet lizards up the stars, I heard the sound of 2,500 babby crickets escaping.

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On 08/02/2009 at 9:29pm - animals - by cricketeer (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was working in mah stora. Right around closing, a lady cummad in to try soma things on. I want to tha back anhan I cummad out, sha was standing in tha middla of tha room with fluid coming from batwaan har lags. I askad har if sha was going into labor. Sha wasn't. Sha was paaing. raal FML

#4238671
110 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by amburrr (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday I was with mah mom and mah boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and mah mom excitedly says ( You have friends! ) As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says ( Kidding, it's just me. ) My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went to a local concert. Te singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catc im. Unfortunately I was te only one to catc im. Te next ting I know I'm pinned between im and te concrete floor as e finise watever part of te song e was on. He was fine, I it my ead. FML

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104 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by epicfail (woman) - United States (Texas)

I was olding my babby daugter during a ceckup. To reassure er... I was kissing te back of er eadile te Dr. was cecking er earing. After a few minutes... I realized te Dr. ad put is and to steady er ead. I was kissing is and. FML

#4210609
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On 08/01/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by smoochie -

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got license!! I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response!! I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested cuz he thought I was high!! FML

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On 08/01/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by Jesse (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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