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livelaughlove22
  • Town/Country : uhm stalk much, me casa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 April 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 840
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About livelaughlove22 : im addicted to txting.
message me ill give you my number.
sadly i spend a LOT of time on the fml app.
i like to type .'s
get to know me :)

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Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

#12476862
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18292) - you deserved it (29963)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17800) - you deserved it (32410)

On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML

#12431903
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28530) - you deserved it (6026)

On 08/10/2010 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML

#12420355
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23964) - you deserved it (9784)

On 08/09/2010 at 10:29pm - health - by fatman - United States (Michigan)

Today, the sprinklers in the hotel room came on and stayed on. There was no fire. My family is currently living in the hotel, so everything we own is soaked. FML

#12410355
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23914) - you deserved it (2331)

On 08/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39096) - you deserved it (12905)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML

#12408546
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10825) - you deserved it (47027)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML

#12167424
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32094) - you deserved it (4143)

On 07/28/2010 at 3:27pm - love - by 34_22_34 (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

#12139792
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27091) - you deserved it (3621)

On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)



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