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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 722
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About liveandletlive89 : You don't need to know my name, or where I live. It's not that I wouldn't mind stating such; it's just more important what I do with my name, and what I'm living by. My personality is an aberration of many various multi-layer components. Some of it is easy to explain, some is difficult. Either way it's just too long. All you need to know is that I have a good heart, with an abundance of love to share.

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Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

#7139059
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26993) - you deserved it (6757)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

#5464922
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11260) - you deserved it (41719)

On 09/25/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Needasafe1234 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my fiancé, his mother, my father and I went out to celebrate my birthday and our recent engagement. After dinner, my father and future mother-in-law revealed to us that they had secretly been dating and were talking about also getting married. Anybody want cake? FML

#4996665
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45602) - you deserved it (2638)

On 09/02/2009 at 10:47am - love - by BDayssuck (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

#4932229
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26559) - you deserved it (49257)

On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

#4921754
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42203) - you deserved it (8399)

On 08/30/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pokie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML

#4911322
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25117) - you deserved it (48143)

On 08/29/2009 at 6:20pm - love - by zuper_duper (man) - United States (California)

Today, was my third day at work. The hazing finally began. After a few rounds of "punch the new guy", I thought I would finally be safe because the manager walked into the kitchen. He saw what was going on, picked up a handful of ketchup packets, and began throwing them at me. FML

#4909892
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39110) - you deserved it (4372)

On 08/29/2009 at 5:02pm - work - by newguy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend snuck up on me and yelled, "Gotcha!" I screamed and dropped a gallon of blood-red paint on my new, white kitchen floor. Now it looks like I've murdered someone in my kitchen. FML

#4876384
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39987) - you deserved it (4012)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by kitchencrime (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML

#4867119
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77870) - you deserved it (3395)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML

#4829994
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65244) - you deserved it (4521)

On 08/26/2009 at 3:09am - love - by micahmatt (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

#4639027
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14590) - you deserved it (65634)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

#4081805
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61945) - you deserved it (3125)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm - misc - by webperson04 (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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