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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 May 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1774
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About liveBabylon : I like to chill and watch the Ocean. Living IN SoCal (SD) love it and also I party hardy!

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Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6947) - you deserved it (67003)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized that acne is a major side effect of a medication I'm taking. The medication is to help me with my anxiety. The acne is creating more anxiety. And the more anxious I get, the more meds I need. And the more my face breaks out. FML

#5861611
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35938) - you deserved it (4600)

On 10/17/2009 at 2:26am - health - by JoJo - United States (Iowa)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15883) - you deserved it (46191)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)



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