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liuliuliu

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 143
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About liuliuliu : I'm a Chinese student,and if you want to learn Chinese,or want know every thing about China. message me.......

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Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37365) - you deserved it (4619)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:15pm - misc - by skrumpp (man) -

Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML

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On 03/18/2014 at 5:14am - intimacy - by tiredofcrazy (woman) - Australia

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (658009) - you deserved it (442192)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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