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littlesunshine
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 August 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2330
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About littlesunshine : Introducing me
(not by Nick Jonas, by me..:D)

I, I'm good at cooking sweets
I might sell them on the streets
And if you're curious
you'll see that i am never furious

I love pets
a lot more than some vets
And a dog is all I really need
In order to feel good indeed

And I, I really hate the food made of fish
hopefully I won't have it as a dish.

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Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33527) - you deserved it (2009)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49666) - you deserved it (13468)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (178022) - you deserved it (25398)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (199746) - you deserved it (58904)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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