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Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
by Anonymous / 02/09/2011 at 5:02am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids
Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2011 at 4:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by crazycora / 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Kids
Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin that my tibia snapped. The snap was so loud that even the audience heard. As we waited for an ambulance, my mom started yelling for me to get off the field so the game could continue. FML
by broken_tibia / 12/10/2010 at 12:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm / United States / Geek
by Anonymous / 09/12/2010 at 10:04am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
by Chris / 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Brandon / 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML
by kfoehslfns / 08/01/2010 at 4:45am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by Speedy / 07/20/2010 at 9:33am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Transportation
by mugged / 06/01/2010 at 7:41pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by holycrap / 03/03/2010 at 12:37am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by JK / 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2010 at 8:16am / United States (California) / Money
- Today, my best friend, who just got his drivers license, convinced me to take my dads brand new car… Today, I saw a cute girl working at one of those fancy pizza places. I gave her a tip and she gave… Today, I woke up from a nap because I heard my mother and her fiancée having rough sex while I and…