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About littlesunshine : Introducing me
(not by Nick Jonas, by me..:D)
I, I'm good at cooking sweets
I might sell them on the streets
And if you're curious
you'll see that i am never furious
I love pets
a lot more than some vets
And a dog is all I really need
In order to feel good indeed
And I, I really hate the food made of fish
hopefully I won't have it as a dish.
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Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States
Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman. At least I know I made it home safely. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by Madmanmorton (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
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Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were 'bored'. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm - misc - by missmirror (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 3:19pm - misc - by partygirl (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel
Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 4:23am - misc - by BerkeleyBiker (woman) - United States (California)
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