About littlemonster94 : Hi! Not much to say here... I'm 18 and in college. I have stage 2 brain cancer, but I'm going to be okay. I'm a Netflix addict and a FML junkie. I'm majoring in Molecular and Cell Biology and am guilty of being a grammar nazi. Feel free to message me, I'll talk about pretty much anything to pretty much anyone.
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by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/31/2012 at 8:11pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML
by LowerCrust / 01/29/2012 at 9:36pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by cheerymama / 01/22/2012 at 7:49pm / United States / Health
by too slow / 01/18/2012 at 12:09am / United States / Love
Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML
by anonymous / 01/18/2012 at 12:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 3:26am / Libyan Arab Jamahiriya / Intimacy
by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by baby shak / 01/14/2012 at 2:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Needsanewjob / 01/10/2012 at 10:34am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by rook / 01/09/2012 at 4:08am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML
by sick in Vegas / 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML
by Livewire / 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…