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  • Number of visits : 4174
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About littlemonster94 : Hi! Not much to say here... I'm 18 and in college. I have stage 2 brain cancer, but I'm going to be okay. I'm a Netflix addict and a FML junkie. I'm majoring in Molecular and Cell Biology and am guilty of being a grammar nazi. Feel free to message me, I'll talk about pretty much anything to pretty much anyone.

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Today, I watchd "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie endd, we walkd out to the theatre's lobby, an I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

#19043641
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (9629)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash 4 himself, dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on behalf. I despise children with all heart. FML

#18985606
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24598) - you deserved it (8056)

On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, WHILE DRIVING TO WORK IN HEAVY TRAFFIC, I GOT SO INTO THE SONG I WAS LISTENING TO THAT I TAPPED MAH FOOT ON THE GAS TO THE BEAT . I REAR-ENDED THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME . FML

#18963505
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7341) - you deserved it (42968)

On 01/31/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I arrivd at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fird. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and only demandd a free pizza, but also claimd that I alway gave him one. I've never talkd to this kid in life, but boss still doesn't believe me. FML

#18947150
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25694) - you deserved it (1727)

On 01/29/2012 at 9:36pm - work - by LowerCrust (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landd, I broke my toe.

#18883527
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9572) - you deserved it (21997)

On 01/22/2012 at 7:49pm - health - by cheerymama (woman) - United States

Today I Finally Workad Up Tha Couraga To Tall My Girlfriand Wa Should Start Saaing Othar Paopla. Sha Said "Don't Worry I'm Alraady Way Ahaad Of You." FML

#18840950
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32275) - you deserved it (9233)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States

Today, I discoverd that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests r not allowd when they aren't home or past 11pm . I'm 25 years old and just movd out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother . FML

#18840914
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26469) - you deserved it (3547)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today , after sex , my boyfriend turned to me and said , "You know , sometimes , u look like Kevin Spacey." FML

#18832495
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26102) - you deserved it (3368)

On 01/17/2012 at 3:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Libyan Arab Jamahiriya

Today, after aving a naked wrestle wit ma boyfriend, I discovered e'd left a skidmark on ma stomac . FML

#18822523
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35074) - you deserved it (14266)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I Was Planning To Start Mah Fitness Regime And Lose Weight, Using The Bike That Had Been Lying Unused In Mah Garden For The Past Six Months . Tonight, The Bike Was Stolen From Mah Garden . FML

#18802834
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21941) - you deserved it (5693)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:51am - misc - by baby shak - United States

yesterday I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on work computer while I went to the bathroom, because boss updated status to "Unemployed." mega FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13903) - you deserved it (50832)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML

#18754644
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28262) - you deserved it (2318)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:08am - love - by rook - United States (Illinois)

Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. big fat FML

#18737590
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26735) - you deserved it (2417)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm - health - by sick in Vegas - United States

Today , mah daughter brought her new boyfriend over fir dinner. I realize now y she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43878) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY... IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE. MY HUSBAND AND I WEREN'T INVITED TO ANY PARTIES... AND WE DON'T HAVE A SITTER TO BE ABLE TO GO OUT BY OURSELVES. INSTEAD... I'M WATCHING "BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA 2" ON THE DISNEY CHANNEL WITH OUR 5-YEAR-OLD... AND MAH HUSBAND HAS PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH FROM SHEER BOREDOM. FML

#18667282
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24908) - you deserved it (6892)

On 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm - misc - by Livewire (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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