About littlemonster94 : Hi! Not much to say here... I'm 18 and in college. I have stage 2 brain cancer, but I'm going to be okay. I'm a Netflix addict and a FML junkie. I'm majoring in Molecular and Cell Biology and am guilty of being a grammar nazi. Feel free to message me, I'll talk about pretty much anything to pretty much anyone.
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Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
by fuq / 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Miscellaneous
Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learned that my crazy stalker has paid the £250 workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML
by Anonymous / 05/15/2012 at 6:49am / Egypt / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 8:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm / United States / Money
by tillyg15 / 05/02/2012 at 7:18am / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Kids
by bucktooth / 04/26/2012 at 7:04pm / United Kingdom / Health
Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML
by Burp / 04/19/2012 at 8:37am / United States / Health
by questionmark707 / 04/12/2012 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML
by Quackers / 04/11/2012 at 11:39am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
by anonomous / 04/07/2012 at 11:27am / United States / Intimacy
by potatoebee / 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML
by unfriendlyskies / 04/02/2012 at 7:40pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Money
by Mark Allan / 03/25/2012 at 12:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by thammer / 03/24/2012 at 9:20am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
- Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was… Today, I told my husband that I wanted to take advantage of the alone time we would have while our… Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until…
- Today, one of my coworkers was told to empty the clothes dryer and put in more tea towels. I know… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my… Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,…