About littlemonster94 : Hi! Not much to say here... I'm 18 and in college. I have stage 2 brain cancer, but I'm going to be okay. I'm a Netflix addict and a FML junkie. I'm majoring in Molecular and Cell Biology and am guilty of being a grammar nazi. Feel free to message me, I'll talk about pretty much anything to pretty much anyone.
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littlemonster94's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 07/27/2012 at 10:10am / United States (Florida) / Love
by strangebeans / 07/25/2012 at 1:27am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm / United States / Health
Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML
by whymegirl / 07/22/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, I was headed on vacation with my family. On the way, our trailer tire blew out. Because the trailer was tilted from the flat tire, the door would not open to get the spare. After breaking the window to get the spare and putting it on, the spare blew out. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2012 at 1:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Epiphany / 07/19/2012 at 5:01am / United States / Health
by nobrony / 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Wwiimaniac / 06/25/2012 at 10:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by waaah / 06/25/2012 at 3:00am / Australia / Love
by lynn / 06/22/2012 at 12:14pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Bad Mommy / 06/21/2012 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML
by Anonymous / 06/13/2012 at 4:38pm / Netherlands / Health
Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
by Az / 06/12/2012 at 8:24pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by hitnmiss66 / 05/27/2012 at 8:31pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
by dany / 05/26/2012 at 3:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…