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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 November 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 26409
  • Number of comments : 181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I was dasparata to taach my 2-yaar old to usa har potty. I had to paa, and thought mayba sha would laarn by watching ma usa it. Evarything was going wall, until I raalizad that I had a long paa. So long that it ovarfillad har potty all ovar. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13648) - you deserved it (57562)

On 08/16/2009 at 5:05pm - kids - by Overflow (woman) - United States (California)

Today I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

#4554817
347 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 7:06pm - health - by hellnooo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Mah Sister An I Were Reading The New Fml Posts. I Sat Close To The Fan, An After A Few Minutes, I Leand Against It Fir Support. It Immediatly Suckd Up Mah Hair An Startd Violently Twisting It. My Sister Continud To Read An Shoutd At Me Because Mah Cries Fir Help R Distracting. FML

#4550726
92 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 3:21pm - health - by baldintheback (woman) - United States (Nevada)

today while I was in the doctors they told me that me and my son needed a shot , I went first to show my son that it wouldnt hurt and shots were not something to be afraid of. When they gave me my shot I started crying. My four year old son handles pain better than his 29 year old mom. FML

#4548523
89 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 1:06pm - kids - by wimp (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I invitad avaryona to a gig I'm playing at a bar. Thay closad it down just 4 mahan I told tham how many paopla wara attanding, and I spant all day satting it up. Turns out nobody showad up basidas mah mom, mah dad, and 2 of mah cousins. I still had to play 7 songs in front of tham. FML

#4546975
71 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 11:02am - misc - by playinmyguitar (man) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, AFTER HAVING A FEW BEERS AT A BAR, I GAVE MAH TICKET TO THE VALET TO GET MAH CAR. I TIPPD THE MAN $2 AND HE GAVE ME A HUGE SMILE AND THANKD ME A LOT AS I LEFT. I THOUGHT THE GUY WAS JUST REALLY APPRECIATIVE FOR THOSE $2 UNTIL I GOT HOME AND SAW ONE OF THE $100 BILLS IN MAH WALLET WAS GONE. FML

#4546368
150 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 9:56am - money - by whooops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
329 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking ome wen a man passd me and stoppd. Tinking e was staring at my butt, I askd im kindly to stop. He ten laugd and grabbd my wallet tat was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny tat I tougt e was. FML

#4531515
84 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 6:28pm - money - by scfead (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML

#4530948
152 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
202 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, mah wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward fir each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML

#4524259
110 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 11:53am - intimacy - by seeminglyunsexy (man) - United States (Indiana)

yesterday I was on te bus,en an elderly woman steppd in. Se lookd too weak to stand. Se lookd at me wit er sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up ma seat 4 er. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as se sat down, se says, "Ha! Sucker!" Se didn't look so cute anymore. FML

#4516147
143 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter . After I cleaned up her spill an remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked drectly past the tip jar, an left the store . FML

#4511734
108 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to te scool I work at, to set up ma new classroom . I'm 5'1" an I was carrying a backpack full of fun educational posters . I also ave a new boss . Wen we met fir te first time e was yelling at me cuz "tere were no student allowed in ere yet." FML

#4511131
74 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 9:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out that 15 yeres ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML

#4508324
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86510) - you deserved it (2899)

On 08/13/2009 at 7:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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