littlemisslee

Search for a member

littlemisslee

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 November 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 27721
  • Number of comments : 181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About littlemisslee : Like you care...

littlemisslee's page activity

Visits<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 11:42pm<b>Ryan_Alvarez</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 1:42pm<b>jesswoo</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 8:25pm<b>Host2phats</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 11:21am<b>ChrisTehAsian</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 4:48am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 6:15am<b>bazookajoey</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 9:33pm<b>ncbb5</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 11:46am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 2:00pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 3:04am<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 12:28am<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 11:39am<b>lily05</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 7:57am<b>anonynous97</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 7:52am<b>gkmd98</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:26pm<b>mattwilson74</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 8:40am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:42am<b>imkool136</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 1:19am

Fucked!<b>Host2phats</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 5:21pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 8:00pm

littlemisslee's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

littlemisslee's favorite FMLs

Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML

by Buggga / 08/22/2009 at 5:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Health

Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

by NoCookForYou / 08/22/2009 at 2:29am / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML

by Anonymous / 08/21/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML

by Anonymous / 08/21/2009 at 12:01am / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML

by Anonymous / 08/21/2009 at 12:01am / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML

by 16isntsweet / 08/20/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

by younggrammy / 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

by NoseInPain / 08/20/2009 at 10:17am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML

by Rainbow92 / 08/19/2009 at 7:43pm / Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya) / Health

Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML

by Anonymous / 08/19/2009 at 8:11am / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, at work while washing the dishes I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML

by ohno. / 08/19/2009 at 4:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

by Amara1717 / 08/19/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

by BearGrillz / 08/17/2009 at 7:40pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

by Overflow / 08/16/2009 at 5:05pm / United States (California) / Kids