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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 November 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 27431
  • Number of comments : 181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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littlemisslee's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93385) - you deserved it (243519)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear and smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there for at least 30 seconds in shock, and when I backed away he was still looking at them. FML

Today, I flew from Chicago to San Francisco to get some of my stuff out of a storage unit. I left the keys for the padlock at home. FML

#2530639
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21568) - you deserved it (51607)

On 06/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by Tom (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

#2524012
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47878) - you deserved it (23468)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:18am - kids - by failbaby (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

#168595
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78067) - you deserved it (301250)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)



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