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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 November 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 28275
  • Number of comments : 181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About littlemisslee : Like you care...

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Visits<b>Chibster</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 11:32pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 8:47pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 11:42pm<b>Ryan_Alvarez</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 1:42pm<b>jesswoo</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 8:25pm<b>Host2phats</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 11:21am<b>ChrisTehAsian</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 4:48am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 6:15am<b>bazookajoey</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 9:33pm<b>ncbb5</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 11:46am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 2:00pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 3:04am<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 12:28am<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 11:39am<b>lily05</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 7:57am<b>anonynous97</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 7:52am<b>gkmd98</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:26pm<b>mattwilson74</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 8:40am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 2:47am<b>Host2phats</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 5:21pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 8:00pm

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littlemisslee's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML

by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 11:21am / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

by unbelievable208 / 08/05/2009 at 1:28am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I received a $250 ticket when I parked my car, that has the disabled placard, in a handicapped spot at a Wal-Mart. The officer said she watched me get out of the car and walk to store without appearing to be disabled. I'm 59 years old, have a steel rod in my spine and a prosthetic hip. FML

by Anonymous / 08/04/2009 at 10:34pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

by andi0804 / 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

by Angry / 08/04/2009 at 4:21pm / United States / Love

Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML

by Michelle / 08/04/2009 at 1:31pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML

by badbestfriend / 08/04/2009 at 12:15pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML

by Anonymous / 08/04/2009 at 8:02am / Singapore / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend was reading me a love poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said "shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML

by jemma / 08/04/2009 at 7:27am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

by superfiedman / 08/04/2009 at 4:40am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

by superfiedman / 08/04/2009 at 4:40am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML

by Anonymous / 08/04/2009 at 2:41am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

by just_a_bit_akwRd / 08/04/2009 at 12:15am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid on myself. I had to strip naked and use the emergency shower with my boss and my hot coworker watching. The worst part was when I realized my coworker was laughing at the size of my penis. FML

by Anonymous / 08/03/2009 at 2:33pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I broke my mother's Tiffany lamp from the 1920's. Practically crying, I raced onto the computer to try to find one to order before she comes back in three weeks. The lamp is worth over twelve thousand dollars, and the only way I'm getting one is if I lived 90 years ago. FML

by someexplanationrequired / 08/03/2009 at 1:24pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money

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