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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 475
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About littlemissjayy : Hey there [: feel free to message me. I love meeting new people. The name is Jocelyn[:

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Today, due to a health insurance mix up, my schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds for a little over a week. She's convinced I can read her mind, and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit my throat in my sleep. Her medication won't be available for at least another two weeks. FML

#20159457
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I agree, your life sucks (23648) - you deserved it (2234)

On 11/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML

#20159093
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I agree, your life sucks (16994) - you deserved it (1308)

On 11/11/2012 at 3:27pm - misc - by Miki13 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

#20158574
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I agree, your life sucks (21150) - you deserved it (2582)

On 11/11/2012 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML

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On 11/10/2012 at 10:10pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada



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